*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

(Source: enraptored)

Anonymous asked:
Get yourself a fine Hawaiian, like me ;) why have eyes on a basic bitch that's like over 2,000 miles away when you can have a girl that's way better and closer

Hahaha right on. Ill keep that in mind in case things dont work out

another million dollar idea


brawlr. it’s like grindr but for finding locals who want to fight


 Marika Jayne


tips for people who get butthurt when they get pushed at a concert

  • stay home 


every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

(Source: whiteboyfriend)


"you’ll understand when you’re older"

i am older and i understand absolutely nothing

Everyone has a 2am and a 2pm personality. I’m more interested in the monster you become at 2am rather than the human being you pretend to be at 2pm.
(via stay-ocean-minded)

(Source: visua-liz-e)

Anonymous asked:
I thought you were dating that jules girl that always comments on your shit on instagram? so you're not?

Shes the one i got my eyes on dude

but technically were both single


i love bein in the ocean at this time of the night eee

(Source: foxmouth)


*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

Anonymous asked:
Are you single or?

Yes. But i got my eyes on someone