divine-hatred:

reasons not to have kids:

  • the seventh grade emo phase
  • the seventh grade emo phase
  • the seventh grade emo phase
  • the seventh grade emo phase
  • the seventh grade emo phase
  • the seventh grade emo phase

(Source: agnosia)

themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.


jayceebb:

Favorite spot to watch the sunset

clitpotle:

im putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me

(Source: stressedemoji)

skypestripper:

u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones

  • Me: ugh, the radio always plays the same songs
  • Me: *listens to same album on repeat for 7 years*

cyberpapi:

me: yeah im about to go to sleep

*spends 30 minutes awake to look for the perfect porno*

Anonymous asked:
i loved you why wasnt i good enough

Because idk who this is


gay8:

blowjob so good suck his soul out his penis

(Source: thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved)