*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

(Source: enraptored)

Anonymous asked:
Get yourself a fine Hawaiian, like me ;) why have eyes on a basic bitch that's like over 2,000 miles away when you can have a girl that's way better and closer

Hahaha right on. Ill keep that in mind in case things dont work out


another million dollar idea

dirtyswampwitch:

brawlr. it’s like grindr but for finding locals who want to fight


englishsnow:

 Marika Jayne

barashat:

tips for people who get butthurt when they get pushed at a concert

  • stay home 

tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

(Source: whiteboyfriend)

jaclcfrost:

"you’ll understand when you’re older"

i am older and i understand absolutely nothing

Everyone has a 2am and a 2pm personality. I’m more interested in the monster you become at 2am rather than the human being you pretend to be at 2pm.
(via stay-ocean-minded)

(Source: visua-liz-e)

Anonymous asked:
I thought you were dating that jules girl that always comments on your shit on instagram? so you're not?

Shes the one i got my eyes on dude

but technically were both single


alalae:

i love bein in the ocean at this time of the night eee

(Source: foxmouth)

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

Anonymous asked:
Are you single or?

Yes. But i got my eyes on someone